I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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