He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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