She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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