Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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