Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
