Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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