i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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