What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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