sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Terrible idea I love it
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
