Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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