school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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