Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
how does that bad decision feel?
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