And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize