Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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