she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
