He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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