Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Still dying that you shit outside
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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