can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
These tits shall not be calmed
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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