ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize
