I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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