I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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