you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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