I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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