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Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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