so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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