: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
that is very illegal...i love you.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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