So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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