In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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