I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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