Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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