Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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