That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Buhtt sex?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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