People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
