Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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