Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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