I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
