Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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