it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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