You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
