Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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