They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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