Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Randomize
