is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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