: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Tell her she can't have a vagina
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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