just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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