So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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