You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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