Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i think my mom watched the whole time
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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