And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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