Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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