awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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