wake up i wanna do it froggy style
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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