Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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