I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
sick fucks of a feather flock together
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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