hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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